Puerto Rico 2025

My first time visiting Puerto Rico, and first time flying with an intimate partner in a minute

Monday, March 3

REDACTED and I met at IAH, and spent some time enjoying amenities prior to boarding UA1192

Leading up to the trip, I’d sent along details of the inflight menu

I ordered drink after drink. The flight attendant asked what the occasion was

We took a taxi over to car rental location, picked up the rental car, a Kia Soul, and took off for Lajas, chasing the setting sun

We checked in at

We checked out the hotel restaurant, but they were out of the dish REDACTED was interested in

Dined at IC, ordered a platter. REDACTED enjoyed interacting with the couple cats that hung around

Tuesday, March 4

Breakfast at hotel restaurant. Ordered omelette and French toast

Drove to Playita Rosada, but found the vehicle entrance closed off

Began turning back, but decided to take a closer look, at which point we found the pedestrian gate was open

Took some photos, and hung around until some cyclists came riding through

Returned to the room for a bit

We had late lunch at Puerto Parguera, where I tried mofongo for the first time

Just shy of 6PM, we boarded the vessel that took us to the Bahía Fosforescénte (Bioluminescent Bay)

Captain told us Puerto Rico was home to three of five year-round bioluminescent bays: Jamaica and The Maldives are host to the other two

There was something magical about that experience. I didn’t bother trying to capture it with my phone camera

8:36PM back to hotel restaurant for the two welcome drinks: piña colada & mojito

Wednesday, March 5

8:46AM breakfast at the hotel restaurant: omelette and club sandwich

Drove to Rincón, and arrived early for check in

Checked out the pool and beach while waiting for our room

Late lunch at Rincón Boricua: empanadilla alcapurria, queso frito, mofongo relleno de pescado, creme brûlée coco

Couple drinks at the hotel bar: sunset, the ice cream one

Took a short walk on beach

Watched the sunset together from the balcony

Back to hotel bar: coconut mojito, kokotazo

REDACTED was lit

Burger King: fries cut like those at McD stateside

Thursday, March 6

I woke before sunrise, and grabbed a couple coffee pods from the front desk

King Mallorca at BK

Rincon Bakery for Mallorca sandwich

Lighthouse, where I rolled a sequence of the waves crashing against the cliff

Ricomini Bakery. Tempted, but no more Mallorca sandwich

Lunch at Rincon Boricua: lunch special arroz; mofongo, caldo y masitas de mero

We drove to San Juan, stopping at Hatillo Sam’s Club, where I picked up a box of sangria

Checked in at La Concha

Checked out the pool

Walked on the beach

Went to the casino, where I lost a hand of blackjack

REDACTED bought me some hemp cigarettes

Went to a sushi spot

Friday, March 7

Pinky’s Condado: Pinky’s breakfast sandwich

Playita del Condado for snorkeling. Got a bit turned around trying to find the spot. Decided to take a little puff from one of the guys. Should have put in my contacts. Had my flippers reversed, and struggled a while. As promised, saw manatee. Hovered above it

La Cueva Del Mar Calle Loíza: croquetas jamón, arroz con mariscos “La Cueva,” ostras gratinadas

REDACTED got sunburned

Saturday, March 8

Walked over to Pinky’s Calle Loíza: Mallorca sandwich

Castillo San Felipe del Morro. Took a long time to reach nearby parking: some road closures meant traffic through old San Juan was even slower than it would have been otherwise. We discovered some event taking place

Café El Punto: ceviche de pescado, tostones relleno de mar y tierra with ensalada Chilena y amarillos, and a piña colada

REDACTED picked up some souvenirs for her mamí

Furtivo Speakeasy: Revelation de Sofia, Lavender Honey Sidecar, Tenerife. Ham croquette wasn’t available. We got the one with cheese instead

Back to the hotel

Hotel restaurant: Serrano Ham Croquettes, Al Dente Pasta in Alfredo sauce with grilled chicken

Sunday, March 9

Up early

Returned car to Nü Car after filling up

Accessed the lounge in Terminal C

The lounge in Terminal A wasn’t open

Waited at the gate with REDACTED until it was her time to board

Returned to the lounge

Boarded UA668, took a photo 7:34:29PM

Chatted with the young man sitting next to me on the flight, @kaihing1

Backdated to UA668 SJU-IAH’s STD